BELLIFLUFICUS
Roman Navel Lint God
The God of Belly Button Fluff
Just to prove you can take almost any Latin-sounding word and find it’s a God, we present the deity in charge of navel lint.
This is obviously absurd, but the Romans insisted on having a deity for absolutely everything, so why not? You can’t prove he doesn’t exist. And bellybutton fluff certainly does exist, so clearly there must be a god of it.
With the Romans it was always worth taking a chance — the consequences might be terrible if a God was missed out of their invocations by mistake.
Bellifluficus Facts and Figures
Name: Bellifluficus
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names:
Gender: Male
Type: God
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
Role:
In charge of: Belly Button Fluff
Area of expertise: Fluff, Lint, Belly Button Fluff, Navel Fluff
Good/Evil Rating: NEUTRAL, may not care
Popularity index: 6965
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Article last revised on November 17, 2018 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.