FAT GOD
Maya Banquet God
An ancient deity of ballooning obesity
He is famously depicted as a happily replete figure lying on his back with a bulging belly pointing to the skies.
His name, history and characteristics are unknown. Except he must have a record of over-eating. Everyone just calls him the Fat God. Anyone care to fill us in? We’re greedy for more info.
He could be making a comeback — obesity is ballooning across the developed world. If you are surreptitiously worshiping the Fat God between meals or craving midnight invocations around the refrigerator, please stop encouraging him.
Fat God Facts and Figures
Name: Fat God
Pronunciation: Coming soon
Alternative names:
Gender: Male
Type: God
Celebration or Feast Day: Unknown at present
Role:
In charge of: Feasts and Banquets
Area of expertise: Feasting, Feasts, Banquets
Good/Evil Rating: NEUTRAL, may not care
Popularity index: 11794
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Article last revised on April 17, 2019 by the Godchecker data dwarves.
Editors: Peter J. Allen, Chas Saunders
References: Coming soon.