“The comedy mystery thriller fantasy of the year!”

STOP PRESS: Mad mythologist cooks up bizarre book!

Written and illustrated by our very own CHAS SAUNDERS, Chronic is an off-the-wall comedy of alien invasion and pub lunches.

“James Joyce meets the Marx Brothers!”

The town of Zonk is in crisis. Alien invasion! Mad yobs on the rampage! Peculiar intrigue in the library! Devious dealers! And are those really fairies at the bottom of Mrs Blenkinsop’s garden?

Lindy Linthwaite, Ace Reporter at the Zonk Chronicle, is on the case. She’s sexy, sassy, and in total command of her punctuation. Can she save Zonk from disaster? And will she get expenses?

Featuring a cast of thousands and an incredibly devious plot, this fully illustrated novel is a must-have for Godchecker fans and anyone who delights in the quirky side of life.

WARNING: A sense of humor is required. Chronic is not suitable for anyone with the imagination of a boiled potato. We can’t do it justice here. Read all about it at the official CHRONIC page.

A wonderful gift: Chronic is the perfect present. Particularly for people you don’t have a clue what to buy. It’s a fabulously funky fable written especially for everybody. Fans of Terry Pratchett, Spike Milligan, Douglas Adams, Tom Robbins, Monty Python and Robert Rankin will be particularly delighted.

And remember, each copy comes with our special guarantee: If you aren’t completely delighted, we will come around to your home and smash your windows.

When only the best is good enough, it has to be Chronic. Buy now!

How to order the fabulous CHRONIC

Buy online at Amazon UK: Click here to go to Amazon’s CHRONIC page.

Chronic can also be ordered at your local bookstore. Just ask the friendly counter clerk for a copy, quoting the ISBN number: 1 903089 00 X.